The Associated Press already has Britney Spears obituary written

Us magazine reports the Associated Press has Britney Spears' obituary already written -- you know -- just in case. "We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it's easily one of the biggest stories in a long time," AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington said. "I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now ... but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared."

Can you believe that? It's so sad. I just wish that child would wake up and take care of her babies. That's what I wish. You couldn't pay me enough money for a life like hers. It's so sad. I truly hope she will get the help she needs before something truly terrible happens.